Read Them and Eat: A Food Porn Site Worth Visiting. Really. Truly.

We are, as any reader of Sleeping Hedgehog is aware of by now, rather fond of food and drink ‘ere so we were quite pleased when Tanya Smith told us about her new review site years back.

Here’s the skinny on this exciting and rather tasty new endeavour as she told the tale over pints of Double Chocolate Stout in the Pub :

Can you imagine a site where both intellect and appetite are woven into one delicious finger licking tapestry, allowing you to orgasm with delight over the multi-sensory experience that I will bestow upon you. Stop right here and google elsewhere if you are under the impression that this is a porn site. I do not wish to ruin your sexual high, so off you trot to tug and pull somewhere else.

This my friends is ‘Readthemandeat’. A site dedicated to the art of writing and food. Where each book I review, will be compared to a dish of my choosing that I feel sums it up. My God what a concept… Can you imagine..It’s really quite incredible not to mention edible…I’m so excited I think I need to dab a cold flannel between my thighs. (On second thoughts, porn site prowlers might as well stay tuned).

This Da Vinci idea came to me in a dream. My inner child spoke and said ‘read and thou shall eat’ ‘What does this all mean?’ I wondered as I woke to find my cat using my bellybutton as a water bowl. I’m really not sure if I understand this summons at this time but I’m hell bent on investigating. Let’s uncover the truth together …..

If you look closely, if you really look closely you will see a smoke ring blowing past Jesus’ left ear in Leonardo’s ‘Last Supper’. It’s direction comes from under the table…..Man was it a good Cuban…Welcome to my world!

And three years later it is still thriving, a mean feat in these days!

Go here for a look at this most delectable site!

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