Eclectic

That’s what I’m calling it today, even though it’s about one band and baseball. You’ll see.

The band is The Mollys, and eclectic is their middle name. That’s what our reviewer says right off the bat as he looks at Moon Over the Interstate.

We’ve also got a two-fer for The Mollys, Wankin’ Out West and Only A Story, which is more of the same. Or nearly so. Or. . . . Hmm. Well, just read it, already.

And baseball. After all, how eclectic can baseball be? Well, let’s start with some more music — Chuck Brodsky’s Baseball Ballads. Yep — -a whole album of songs inspired by baseball.

And from there to the movies, with Ray Milland starring as the scientist/inventor turned baseball pitcher in It Happens Every Spring.

We also have a graphic novel, James Sturm’s America: God, Gold and Golems. And I can hear you now: What to God, gold and golems have to do with baseball? Well (and you had to know this was coming), read it. (Gotcha twice, didn’t I?)

And if you don’t believe baseball is a metaphor, think about Michael Chabon’s Summerland, about the baseball game to end all games. And possibly everything else.

There’s more (and that’s a big surprise, isn’t it?), and I’ll be back with the next installment, so stay tuned.

Book View Cafe

I would very much like to bring to your attention one of the leaves of the Great Tree worth checking out: Book View Cafe, a collective of nearly 40 published authors selling ebooks of backlist titles and new, original work in all genres.

Authors in the collective include C.L. Anderson, Amy Sterling Casil, Brenda Clough, Chaz Brenchley, Patricia Burroughs, Lois Gresh, Jennifer Stevenson, Elinor Groves, Kate Daniel, Katharine Eliska Kimbriel, Chris Dolley, Steven Popkes, Deborah J. Ross, Laura Anne Gilman, Katharine Kerr, Madeleine Robins, Steven Harper, Sherwood Smith, Gregory Frost, Maya Kaathryn Bohnhoff, Dave Trowbridge, Nancy Jane Moore, Pati Nagle, Phyllis Irene Radford, Patricia Rice, Sarah Zettel, Sue Lange, Linda Nagata, Julianne Lee, Susan Wright, Kelly McClymer, Sylvia Kelso, Dave Smeds, Ursula K. Le Guin, Sarah Smith, and Vonda N. McIntyre.

They have 150 titles so far and they’re putting out one to two new releases a week, with new authors joining every month.  All their books are DRM-free. Buy an ebook and get it in any and every available format. They also has a new bookstore,  much easier to browse and buy from.

Least Favorite Musical Pieces (A Staff Tale)

I once saw Eric Burdon say, just before singing ‘The House of the Rising Sun’, ‘I hate this fucking song.’ So I asked a few of me fellow musicians what what was their least favourite piece of music to perform, and why so. Most found excuses to avoid answering the question — even free pints of Guinness didn’t tempt them! — but enough were forthcoming. My least favourite piece is, most often, ‘Music for a Found Harmonium’. The late Simon Jeffes was a brilliant composer, but it ain’t a fuckin’ piece of Celtic music no matter how many bleedin’ Celtic bands play it!

Scott M Gianelli said ‘There’s a hambo our spelmanslag plays that was one of the first Swedish tunes I learned to accompany, but it’s not all that interesting and familiarity brings contempt. There’s another dance that the dancers like, but we only know one tune for it and the melody is so simple and unimaginative it gets very grating very quickly.’ He went on to add that ‘ Oh and while I was in the mixed chorus in college we had a melody of Irving Berlin songs we had in our repertoire all four years, but please don’t get me started on that. . . .’

David Kidney said simply, and rather wisely, that: ‘I tend not to play songs I don’t like to play. Eric Burdon hates the song because he’s been playing it non-stop since 1964. It probably also ticks Eric off that Alan Price gets all the credit (and cash) for doing the arrangement’ Indeed he has. He was playing to a very small audience, mostly fairly blitzed, at a dive of a roadhouse. At this early ’90s gig, he was playing mostly Animals material with Brian Auger and (I believe) Brian’s son Ali. Must have been a royal bitch to do that night in and night out.

Zina Lee answered with a non-answer: ‘ I’m going to refuse to answer this one on the grounds that it will incriminate me! [She grinned widely at this point.] Thing is, for session musicians, it just means tunes that you personally hate, and if you talk about which ones they are, you’re sure to get someone else’s knickers in a twist when it’s their favorite. . .!’

Pete Massey, who jokingly said he’s a musical prostitute, stated, ‘Fortunately the Marrowbones don’t have an attitude problem. We only sing songs ‘we’ particularly like and enjoy. This one fact probably accounts for the reason we are neither famous or rich! :) But, if I had to pick one song as a least favourite it might be ‘The Wild Rover ‘. It’s one of the most requested songs, but we never do it unless they buy us a couple of pints!!’

Zina followed up on Peter’s comments with this: ‘Oh yes, all those old songs — I love the parodies, they make me laugh. My favorite parody has to be the one for the much-groaned-at ‘Fields of Athenry’:

NOT THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY (M. Austen, 1993)

By a lonely prison wall / I heard a young girl calling / Michael they are singing it again / And it just goes on and on / And I hate that blooming (bloody) song / I’m so fed-up with the fields of Athenry

(chorus)

Oh no not the fields of Athenry / If I hear it one more time I’m going to cry / They should ban the flaming (bloody) thing / There are far better songs to sing / I’m so fed-up with the fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall / I heard a young man calling / Mary why do you think that I’m in here / I hit the singer with my shillelagh / Now I’m bound for old Australie / But no more I’ll hear the fields of Athenry

(chorus)

By a lonely harbour wall / I heard a young girl calling / To a prison ship and saying wait for me / Won’t you let me come along / Before they start that blooming (bloody) song / I’m so fed up with the fields of Athenry

(chorus)

(To which Kelly Sedinger exclaimed loudly, ”Groaned at’? Geez, I just discovered that song a year ago!’)

Kelly Sedinger did take me up on that pint of Guinness: ‘I’m no longer a performing musician, but when I was, I played trumpet in a community symphony orchestra. I will yield to no one in my love for the music of Mozart and Beethoven, as a music-listener, but as a symphonic trumpet player, there was nothing I hated more than to see a Mozart or early Beethoven symphony or concerto on the program. The trumpets of Mozart’s and Beethoven’s day were very limited instruments, and they mainly only played tonic and dominant in the louder passages of the works, which meant that the trumpet players would have to count hundreds of rests before playing three or four notes, and then have the conductor admonish them for playing those three or four notes too loudly.’

The Forest Lord (A Mythopoeic Tale)

Some hold that the Green Man is but a Celtic myth retold by the English as a sort of ethnic cleansing of the native culture. That is bullocks as there’s really no Green Men in English myth either no matter what Lady Raglan claimed backed in the period between the Wars butt there is a Lord of The Forest who is far older and far bloodier than any Green Man might have been had he existed. Read his story below…

Herne.

His voice was like moss on the bark of an ancient tree… deep and smooth, making you expect velvet. And then you touch the bark and it is cold, cold and with a hardness like stone under it.

I first heard it in the small courtyard off the Long Hall, where sometimes people go to get out of the heat of the hall fires, and rest their ears from the storytelling. I’d been sent out with a tray and a bottle of one of the oldest whiskeys, and told to deliver it to whoever I found there. I didn’t think too much of that — you get orders like that all the time from Reynard — so I went right out to the one table with people sitting at it.

He was a shadow darker than the shadows of the walls, sitting in the twilight; light from the windows gleamed on the glass in his hand, the metal at belt and wrist and knee, the gleam of his eyes — like cold sparks struck from a flint. Calm radiated off him like cold from a stone, too. Coming near to him was like wading into heart-high water. You felt yourself slowed and surrounded.

That surprised me, that he breathed out such a vast, calming peace. If you’ve heard his train whooping through the nights, men and horns and hounds howling all alike under the moon, you’d never expect their Lord to be so… quiet. There’s a solace in his company, and in that deep, sweet voice. At least when you catch him a quiet moment, drinking in the moonlight with a lady.

She was sitting on a cushion, her head against his knee, her pale hair flowing like starlight over them both. Their voices were low and easy as they spoke, with the rhythm of long years’ intimacy between them; like the voices of your parents through the walls in the middle of the night – you hear just a moment of their conversation as you burrow into your pillow, inexplicable and remote and far, far older than anything you know — but the sound means all is well in the world, and you go back to sleep comforted. That was what they sounded like.

I don’t know who she was, though her face had every beauty you could ever imagine in a woman. I didn’t know who he was, until he shifted into the light from the Hall window. Then, what I had thought were vine-shadows on the wall behind him were plain to see — the great branching antlers, like amber and ivory and iron in the dim light. And I just stood there, staring like I’d never seen any of our older, stranger guests before, like a booby. But when the Lord of the Hunt is looking into your eyes, it’s damned hard to remember you’re only there to deliver his bar order and not to be judged eternally . . .

You’ll get a better judgment, of course, if you do remember to give the Lord his order. I can testify to that, because when I finally got my wits together enough to put the tray down and display the label, he smiled and thanked me in that deep voice.

I don’t know why anything ever flees from him, with that voice . . . I could have stood there, drowning in it, forever. Which I guess he knew, because he dismissed me very kindly, so I could remember I still had a body and walk away. But the singers in the Long Hall sounded like crows when I went through, after the dark voice in the dark courtyard.

They still do.

The Hobbit: An Enhanced Digital Edition!

Yes, I do read novels and short stories on Nessie, my first generation iPad, when I’m traveling light and don’t want to carry much baggage with me. So I was quite pleased when i found a lovely edition of The Hobbit which is as worthy of praise as was The Annotated Hobbit was. It’s worth your time to read in this manner as it has four lovely audio recordings as part of the book as well as a number of other goodies.

(digression: there’s a nice post by me over at Green Man Review on the matter of hobbits. Go read it now. and there’s a special edition here on Tolkien and his works.)

The full press release from HarperCollins that alerted me to this edition is below. I am really hoping that The Lord of The Rings gets the same treatment soon! And imagine the entire History of The Middle-Earth with full annotations as an ePub!

It is customary for publishers to release new editions of books to commemorate milestone anniversaries, and as we entered The Hobbit’s 75th year, we felt we should acknowledge its success not only in print but also in the eBook world. Many thousands of readers have embraced The Hobbit in the two years since it was first released as an eBook, and with the growing availability of color-enabled devices, we felt it was time to offer an alternative edition, complete with Tolkien’s color pictures from our popular Deluxe edition. Together with J.R.R. Tolkien’s now famous half-hour recording of Bilbo’s encounter with Gollum, the recent discovery of three further unreleased extracts – one long and two short – meant we have been able to enhance the eBook even further. At a time when there is so much speculation about how others are visualizing The Hobbit, it is rather special to be able to read the novel with Tolkien’s own pictures and with parts of it read in his own voice, for a truly authentic experience.”

Exclusive to this Enhanced version of the eBook are new high-resolution color images of all of Tolkien’s illustrations for the book, many of which are also included in their earlier black-and-white versions, which can be revealed by a simple swipe of the screen. A Foreword by Christopher Tolkien examines the writing of the book, complete with illustrations including manuscript pages and unused drawings. Finally, the Enhanced eBook includes some recently discovered audio recordings of J.R.R. Tolkien reading excerpts from The Hobbit, including the dwarves’ party song, the account of their capture by the three trolls, and Bilbo Baggins’s terrifying encounter with the hideous Gollum.

Bilbo Baggins enjoys a quiet and contented life, with no desire to travel far from the comforts of home. Then one day the wizard Gandalf and a band of dwarves arrive unexpectedly and enlist his services—as a burglar—on a dangerous expedition to raid the treasure-hoard of Smaug the dragon. Bilbo’s life is never to be the same again.

The Hobbit was an instant success when it was first published in 1937, and 75 years later Tolkien’s epic tale of hobbits, elves, dwarves, goblins, myth, magic and adventure has lost none of its appeal.

A tasty bit of British folk rock!

From the folks at the Fairport Convention office:

Free Music!

Have you taken advantage of our FREE MP3 downloads yet? If not, join the three thousand Fairporters who have. Every week during the lead-up to Fairport’s Cropredy Convention we are giving away a rare live Fairport track absolutely free! Tracks available so far include ‘The Fossil Hunter’, ‘A Surfeit of Lampreys’ and ‘How Many Times?’.

This week’s free song is ‘Tam Lin’ so help yourself from our website.

Hamish (Spring at the Estate Tale. Sort of.)

‘Are not all stories, all books — and indeed all of us — connected to something bigger? Always implying what came before and what might come after? The question is – what’s the value of the fragment you are encountering in the given moment?’ — Orla Melling

It must be spring — the signs are unmistakable, even for those who never look out the windows or walk out the doors. Hamish, our resident hedgehog, has started wandering ’bout the offices, singing his spring song, which sounds a lot like a deaf penny whistle with a head cold. But it’s a sure sign of the changing season.

What’s amazing this year is where the rascal hibernated away the winter. Most years, you’ll find him snoozing in his Moses basket, near the fireplace in the Robert Graves Memorial Reading Room. MacKenzie, our Librarian, doesn’t mind, as the wee hedgehog doesn’t chew on anything so long as Iain provides a small bowl of warm milk mixed with raw egg and whatever berries are to be had — and a few fat worms from time to time! And he loves havin’ his wee head scratched. But this year he was nowhere to be seen and MacKenzie wouldn’t say where he was. Attempts to shadow MacKenzie to see where Hamish was (we’re reduced to indoor tracking in the winter) were as successful as catching a djinn in one’s hands. And it was indeed a djinn who gave away the tiggy’s location — the Arabian Nights room, which he said is indeed one of the most unique aspects of The Library. It’s a room that most of the staff have never even seen!

It’s a smallish room with a low ceiling of painted plaster, shaped into billows and swoops like a tent. Carpets of varying ages and conditions cover the floor, overlapping each other and rising into drifts in the corners. Where the walls are not covered with shelves, still more carpets hang, absorbing sound and hushing every noise to the whisper of a turning page. The carpets on the floor are beautiful, but the ones on the walls are perfect: you’d have to stare for hours to find the Divine Flaw the devout weavers left in, and by that time your brain would have dissolved into the geometry of the patterns. Even the resident djinn grudgingly admits he couldn’t have designed a finer place, and wishes he’d done this one.

There are no chairs, but lots of cushions on the floor, and the rugs pile up here and there at just the right height for a reclining elbow. There’s a camel saddle up against the wall in one corner of the room (Hamish spent his winter under it), and several low, inlaid tables. It looks like it might be a harem chamber for an especially intellectual sheik. Being as it’s actually a Library, though, what it’s full of is neither hubble-bubbles (MacKenzie would have a fit) nor houris: it’s manuscripts. Slotted, stacked, piled, and draped everywhere; looks like some of the rugs on the walls may even be woven pages in their own rights.

The manuscripts are in every imaginable form, you see. Some, of course, are classic scrolls – and from the look of it, there are some there that have been considered lost for well over a millennium. Others, actual bound books, are in leathers so old you’d have to suspect the beasts that provided them have since gone extinct; and some of those bindings make you hope they were, indeed beasts — MacKenzie and the Djinn both just smiled when I asked. But I’ll tell you: I’ve never seen a cow with either scales or a tattoo.

And what are these books? The Arabian Nights! All of them, every one, in version after version. There’s a first edition of Galland’s version, which dates from the early years of the eighteenth century; there’s the original seventeen volume set that was privately printed by the Burton Club for Subscribers Only. That one is in a locked cabinet. The lock makes rude gestures and giggles.

What isn’t a form of the stories is ancillary material. Maps of its weird and wonderful country (no two agree). Books of critique and analysis; there is even one that MacKenzie insists is Scheherazade’s own rough copy, dictated to her baby sister Dunyezade! Of course there are all the volumes of all the translations, including the first of the children’s version with Maxfield Parrish’s incomparable illustrations. Donna Bird is reading that one right now.

And yes, there are lots of brass lamps in there, and braziers too — MacKenzie won’t allow an open flame in any other room of the Library, but he claims these are lit by djinni. And being as djinni are heatless, smokeless flames, the lamps are no danger. Well, not a fire danger. Just don’t try to polish any of them!

It smells… interesting in there. It’s a complex perfume, not just books: a mixture of old wool, old leather, dust, dried dung and maybe sandalwood. And maybe hedgehog. The smell of coffee pervades the air, as well, thicker than the never-ending night, richer than an emir — or, as Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord preferred it, ‘Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.’

Just in case the original Arabian Nights don’t keep you awake, you see.

Our Usual Mix ‘n’ Match

The problem sometimes is trying to figure out if anything matches. Oh, well. . . .

First, some music, namely some modern-day folk from the Bowerbirds, The Clearing. Brace yourself — this one packs a punch.

Next, a taste of what’s happening in Finland, courtesy of Värttinä’s new release, Utu. Did we mention the Balkan flavoring on some of the tunes?

And from our Archives, an interview/commentary with John Convertino of Calexico. There’s not a lot to say about this one — read it.

And for you Amber fans, Roger Zelazny’s most popular series gets the full treatment in The Complete Amber Sourcebook by Theodore Krulik. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Amber — and maybe a little more.

From there we move to a cookbook, Vincent Guihan’s New American Vegan. It seems a mixed bag, give or take the attitude, but let our reviewer clue you in.

And finally, a little fun — a group of charming sea creature from our old friends at Folkmanis Puppets. A winning group, to be sure.

That’s all for now, but check back soon — the review bin is close to overflowing.

White Knowledge

He continued, slowly, by a process of osmosis and white knowledge (which is like white noise, only more useful), to comprehend the city, a process that accelerated when he realized that the actual City of London itself was no bigger than a square mile. — Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere

So “white knowledge,” as that quote clearly demonstrates, is any knowledge that is gained without conscious effort on the part of the person. Terry Pratchett notes here how it is used in his writing:

If I put a reference in a book I try to pick one that a generally well-read (well-viewed, well-listened) person has a sporting chance of picking up; I call this “white knowledge,” the sort of stuff that fills up your brain without you really knowing where it came from. Enough people would’ve read [Fritz] Leiber, say, to pick up a generalized reference to Fafhrd, etc. and even more people would have some knowledge of Tolkien, but I wouldn’t rely on people having read a specific story.

I like doing this kind of thing. There are a number of passages in the books which are “enhanced” if you know where the echoes are coming from but which are still, I hope, funny in their own right. (as quoted in Words from the Master)

Think of white knowledge as what happens in a tea cup culture. And keep in mind that we all live in tea cup cultures even if we’re not aware we are doing so. Another way you can see white knowledge at work is in a reading group, i.e. the one now discussing Ellen Datlow’s Haunted anthology is more aware of the background in the story as collectively they notice more small details.

For example, I recently enjoyed dancing while the Neverending Session played for a Christmastide Ceilidh here in the Great Hall. One of the players, a pretty red-headed fiddler dressed all in green, remarked that the building and its inhabitants formed what she called a ‘tea cup culture’ in that one could learn all one needed to know about what was going on here over a cup of tea and a tatty scone or two while sitting in the kitchen on a winter’s afternoon gossiping with the staff. Couldn’t disagree with her as I’ve heard more interesting news over a few pints of Little Sir John Ale than bears ‘membering. And much of the white knowledge isn’t what you gathered from whomever you’re talking with but rather from scraps of conversation you hear in passing. You might not even be aware you heard something but later on you remember when the subject comes up again.

Much of it is rather mundane — oh, a musician telling another musician that their band which was River Gods is now called Grendel’s Den as they’ve added a carnyx player to the band and the sound is really dark now. Or the concertina player with Nobody’s Wedding Guests was telling the tale of what she called the ‘blood wedding’ where everything went wrong. I’m still not sure the priest could have done that, but Reynard, anti-papist that he is, says anything is possible with a priest. Especially a defrocked one. Maybe that was why it all went wrong!

Another bloke at the Bar that afternoon was telling the tale of having traded teaching Bela a war carol that is the darkest Christmas song I know that exists — and no, I’m not saying what it was! — for Bela providing the recipe to the Kitchen here for a tasty Hungarian stew that uses venison and root veggies. I must be around when that gets made as Bela promises to provide a most excellent Hungarian wine to drink it down with!

More tea?

Rudyard Kipling’s Fatherly Advice on Visiting London

On June 9th of 1908, as his youngest daughter, twelve-year-old Elsie, prepared for a visit to London, author Rudyard Kipling wrote her a letter in which the following list of rules for Life in London was included.

Dear Bird,

I send you a few simple rules for Life in London.

Wash early and often with soap and hot water.

Do not roll on the grass of the parks. It will come off black on your dress.

Never eat penny buns, oysters, periwinkles or peppermints on the top of a bus. It annoys the passengers.

Be kind to policemen. You never know when you may be taken up.
Never stop a motor bus with your foot. It is not a croquet ball.

Do not attempt to take pictures off the wall of the National Gallery or to remove cases of butterflies from the National History Museum. You will be noticed if you do.

Avoid late hours, pickled salmon, public meetings, crowded crossings, gutters, water-carts and over-eating.

Ever your

Daddo

Source: O Beloved Kids: Rudyard Kipling’s Letters to His Children (edited by Elliot L. Gilbert)